Christmas has come early - Sir Keir Starmer will reveal the forward vision for Labour in a 14,000 word essay, to be published shortly. It is courageous measures like these that will sweep away the so-called “navel-gazing” and "piss-poor performance" of recent times, and seize the future for a greater unity. Now, when we need creativeness and revitalisation in the parliamentary party, surely we should bring Santa Claus into the shadow cabinet? He has tried-and-tested proposals for boosting the economy, especially in the critical Xmas period; he has a full head of hair, is good with children and has strong voter recognition in the C2DE demographic - the face of progress yet to come. You know it makes sense.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/09/12/sir-keir-starmer-ridiculed-14000-word-vision-labour-told-no/